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The Aveirah Song

Part III of the Lev Aryeh Purim shpiel 2013 You think you do aveiros? Check this guy out. Original song and music video by Lev Aryeh bachurim. Lyrics: Every song needs an introduction... because... CHORUS A song without an introduction, Is like chicken soup without no lukshen, My producer just looked at me and nodded, I think he wants me to get started. Testing, testing, aintz tzvai, drai I eat a gid hanasheh every bite, I put on my left shoe before my right, You think I don't do aveiros? Don't even wonder, I never make a brucheh when I hear the thunder, My wife wears a sheitel, not a tichel, I eat the herring without the kichel, I drink every night ad delo yudeh, I never sing zemiros at the shabbos sudeh, I hang around with a goyishe oilem, I never do bikur cholim, Yeah I hang out with goyim vus iz nisht gemalet, I don't put on my paper, beis samech daled. CHORUS I spoke to my goyishe friend named Boris, He wrote me up this little chorus, It breaks up the song so it doesn't get boring, And now we'll continue with the recording. I go to shul and I'm just chillin, I only put on one pair of tefillin, I never cry when I go to levayos, I eat the matzah, less than a kezayis, I don't even care about chulev stam, I don't even like be'er mayim chayim, I go to the games with Derek Jeter, I always get married during sefira, I do aveiros, oid ve'oid, I never go on trips on chol hamo'ed, I never daven tefillah be'tzibur, I listen to the tapes, from Justin Bieber. CHORUS I cruise ...
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